Saturday, July 24, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

there was this young kid on the job the other day

he was kind of heavy
and slow
awkward
he was helping out this other guy, who
was steadily becoming frustrated with him
he didn't instinctively make the right move
or decision
whatever his choice,
it was either wrong
or it at least frustrated the other guy,
i felt sorry for him
not because he was heavy
or slow
not because he didn't have skills
or knowledge
but because he was too young
to even know all
of the things
that were wrong with him-

it was thursday,
around noon
i went home and
i fell asleep, thinking
about everything that was wrong
in this world...

Thursday, July 22, 2010

day 2.5

of my identity theft situation
my beach body merchandise arrived at my back door today
wow!
super fast shipping!
still amazed that they shipped it here
to my house
anyway,
gonna target the abs
might even slather 'em up
who knows
if i have time, of course...

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

my identity was stolen last night

it happened around 3:30 AM
some internet purchases were made
one of the stores that the thief purchased goods from
was a sex toy store
let's just say for the sake of this post
that the thief purchased a dildo-
someone bought a dildo
last night
around 3:30 AM
with my credit card
using my name...
damn it!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

listening to stone temple pilots

their 1st album
of course
and i realize that i am so much older now
less relevant
no longer "with it"
whatever "it" is

...i am smellin' like the the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday death bed...
whatever
sitting here
almost 20 years later
typing
remembering when this disk came out
so much has changed
so many things, have stayed the same...

Monday, July 5, 2010

i'm looking

for the best possible deal on a rental car
so good in-fact, that
on our upcoming road trip
a person will be provided (with said car)
to powder my balls for me, while i drive
keeping me fresh
and alert
of course...