Monday, January 2, 2012

here's another old photo from the madison lenox hotel

a chair with carpeting on the seat
how retro...?



years a go
i knew a guy
we'll call him bill
bill was an odd man
he and i weren't exactly friends
we just happened to know each other for a short time.
anyway
bill got drunk one night
and went to a massage parlor
30 minutes later, he left angrily
because the girl refused to give him a happy ending
the night went on
bill continued to drink...
after the massage parlor closed
bill went back
bill broke in
bill stole- their televison
bill
took a shit on their rug.

now,
we're not talking about the HD flat screens of today that can be lifted with a finger.
no!
we're talking about the big ass floor model zeniths of the 80's...
and
this wasn't just any rug
this was the rug in the main lobby area,
the kind that really ties a room together!

so...
think about that

because i do...

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