Monday, August 27, 2012

i came home from work today

and i wanted to go outside
but i ate some cake
took a shit
and then fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours...


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

i wanted to stab someone in the heart

with a pencil today.
i pictured myself gripping it,
firmly.

my hand,
clenched around it:
it would have been a downward stabbing motion,
like administering an adrenaline shot to a junky...

but pencils are made with graphite lead now,
and stabbing someone with graphite is dumb.

who would do that?

i have too much class to stab someone with a bullshit pencil.



Monday, August 13, 2012

every time i sign in to this blog

the blogger dashboard reminds/threatens me that;
soon, the old interface will be replaced by the new blogger interface...
i hate the new blogger thing.
i've tried it several times, and it's awful.
i keep telling myself that when the old is replaced with the new,
that's when i'll pull the plug on this thing...

i've been on blogger since 2004.
this is my third blog.
i deleted the first one, and merged the second one, with the one you're reading now...

i'll be the first to admit that the old blogger needs to be updated, but this new thing that they've come up with... it's crap.
pure unadulterated crap!

whatevs
there's only a few people
who read this shit anyway...